PURE.VOM

so lately as its been close to christmas we have all been going out a bit too much and our new fave place is a shitty awkward club called karma in dover, which the main reason we go is as on fridays its £1 a drink! last week we got pure hyped up at ryan's house with his mum and dad and drunk dog and had a lamberz and fosters cocktail which didnt work like a treat when mixed with gazza m's car! we had to jump out at traffic lights as his crazy driving mixed with this vile drink made me vom pretty baddddd. munnz and ryan had to miss out on karma treats this wed as she couldnt get her eyeliner sorted for her id but im hoping she can come out with us so soooon as im getting withdrawl symptoms :/ as they weren't there i done a pretty reasonable task of drinking for the 3 of us and ended up laying on the floor for 90% of the night.. i know none of us are gunna be with eachother tonight for new years but im hoping we all have the best stories about vomming all night when we all reunite at college on tues.

(L)

so we got back from amsterdam tonight and it was so so amazing! i could not of asked for a better time away with my girls in a freezing city with snow, wedges,  voddyk, fur coats, jager, pedo's and hunters. i wish we could of stayed for longer but definately gunna go back this time next year <3 me and munns got told we were the bitches' of 2nd year at college which is pure jokessss. i loved it so much dancing around the pole and getting barged of by a turkish woman by her grinding us which was a bit awkward. molly wanted a foam party in the local supermarket with some Zup and munns tried commiting suey by chucking herself down some stairs... deffo watch out for the trams and bicyles as if you dont you will die. a bit of drama on the tram when some men got arrested for drinking on the tram which is pussssy. jade got a bit horny and got raped and zoe was a massive hit with the turkish men, they couldnt get enough of her! it was a goooooood week with amazing people <3

fire

last night us barbs met up and hit up deal townnnn to watch some fireworks which were actually, suprisingly ok, even though we missed half of them by our picture comp we created...after hanging around like loners for about half hour we took a long slow walk into town and brought some good old lamberz from the closest off license. ended out with us all getting pretty tipsy and tired from the pub we were in and so after a good night headed of home by our taxi service gazza m! the best treat of the whole night basically being at thorpe park in the back of his car and munnz's ranting on about a porn site to her boys dad niceeee.

colcol

So we have a week to complete our live project and i have so so much to do! i have no energy to get round to doing it ontop of having a job and my birthday. Next week we start our 100 drawing project which i hate my theme already so i dont know how i am going to manage doing a whole project :( also we are the most hated group in our class and constantly get bad words said about us which is pathetic but im definately going to stick the course out for a year as amsterdam is rapidllyyyyy coming up and i couldnt be more excited!!!!

We heart Clives house!

we went to clives open house on tuesday it was so eventful! we went on a road trip in his vehicles and we took lots of pics which are our fave! chloe almost died on the motor bike as she was busting a wheeley and gabbers got left in the car. No one has heard from her since! if you find her please call one of us, there will be a reward! whilst all of this was going on johnny boy was making dinner with clive, then went and had a chat about his work and got famous with a photographer so look out for johnny on the tv/newspaper/magazine he is a true babe! It was so hectic but what a great tuesday before we break up for half term the best best treat!

megahype

We were on the best hype today in canterbury and loved being triplets, we went crazy at the rings in topshop and ended up each buying 3 or 4 which werent even our size for a little treat and had the craziest hands all day with all of them on and them mostly consisting of animals. We then went on to all buy the same fur leopard print coat which is sooo warm and cosy, definately my best investmant ever before we decided on getting our conch's pierced. Molly went first as she is a bare nutter and bled all over the chair so after waiting for the 'mess' to be cleared up me and munns went next and got a lolly each as a treat for nearly fainting -molly definately missed out! I was so happy to be in canterbury and not have to go to college for once, then we cruised back to our hometown to our new favourite cd which we heart <3

the new it drink...

on saturday night we found the new 'it' drink. half and half. we might be sick....

weeekend!

so friday was such an eventful day and i dont even remember why, i know we drove 10 mins to college in the morning in thick fog before i realsied my lights werent on which was pretty dangerous and scary when i realised and we had the best hype on the way home when some old ugly guys followed us in their car and we casually kept over taking eachother and waving just for the banter until they turned off which broke us.. on saturday me and mollz went to my cousins 21st party which was pretty awkward turtle at first as we knew hardly anyone but as the night went on it improved and ended in some lady lecturing me in the toilets after she cleared up my sick which was caused by a sambuca shot. i dont have a clue how molly managed to handle it as it was the worst shot i have ever done! we found the best purple glittery cup cakes which we insisted in carrying in our bags all night untill they were un edible which was completly pointless. after the party we went to the walmer castle with my brother, his girlfriend and their mates and it was a bit odd but good where we done a jager shot our total fave! and saw pink haired girl who tried to give me advice on hair....to be fair the highlight was seeing molly in the morning before she had work and feeling so so ill even walking downstairs made me throw up and finding shot glasses and the purple cake in my bag from the night before! oh and getting called into work whilst feeling like death i guess.. i love molly peet and the random adventures we have xxxxxxxx

mini milk!

                             we all love a mini milk, but how much are they?
                                        lets ask goldie looking tooth....



                                     


  Goldie says 35p! YAY mini milks for all the girls which makes it £2.45 for all 7 of the barbies!

                                            

                                                      WE FUCKING LOVE MINI MILKS!
                                                     

john molested me!

johny boy shake your ass missbehave! well we hang around with a molester and he just touches us all the time its really awkward turtle when this happens. he loves to skate board and he always sings this song 'if i die before i wake, road kill, road kill, atleast in heaven i can skate, road kill, road kill!'

a night of lamberz

Saturday night we went to a bangin house party, of course where everyone was right on the bottles of lamberz, we'v definatly made it catch on. we loved playing with disposable cameras, a few people were 'on tour', there was spray paint, dancing with pet, a burn hole in tights and a crazy dnb rave.

To be fair, i can;t remember much else, so it must have been a good night!

we love our haters the most...

we have one main enemy which is tounge in a bottle girl! shes really really dutty and immature and we hate her lots so i thought we would blog about her! we also hate on people that talk to our boys, have been out with them or fancy them! that is a big no no!

amsterdam!

so basically with our college course we get the chance to go to amsterdam as a 'work trip' and last year it was amazing! Its such a nice city where everyone seems so relaxed riding around on there bikes and there was so much street banter going on. Me and molly got harrassed by freaky old men which lead to molly talking in a made up foreign language to try and get us out of them surrounding us. the bikes there are so good and easy to ride, we visited a musem where riding these crazy bikes are a part of it and the fact we done it in the rain made it so much more fun, we also got the delights of having our drinks spiked whilst we danced in a empty free entry for women club and eating a bit of cake up in the red light district. I cant wait for this year with a different group of people its going to be pure treats!