john molested me!

johny boy shake your ass missbehave! well we hang around with a molester and he just touches us all the time its really awkward turtle when this happens. he loves to skate board and he always sings this song 'if i die before i wake, road kill, road kill, atleast in heaven i can skate, road kill, road kill!'

a night of lamberz

Saturday night we went to a bangin house party, of course where everyone was right on the bottles of lamberz, we'v definatly made it catch on. we loved playing with disposable cameras, a few people were 'on tour', there was spray paint, dancing with pet, a burn hole in tights and a crazy dnb rave.

To be fair, i can;t remember much else, so it must have been a good night!

we love our haters the most...

we have one main enemy which is tounge in a bottle girl! shes really really dutty and immature and we hate her lots so i thought we would blog about her! we also hate on people that talk to our boys, have been out with them or fancy them! that is a big no no!

amsterdam!

so basically with our college course we get the chance to go to amsterdam as a 'work trip' and last year it was amazing! Its such a nice city where everyone seems so relaxed riding around on there bikes and there was so much street banter going on. Me and molly got harrassed by freaky old men which lead to molly talking in a made up foreign language to try and get us out of them surrounding us. the bikes there are so good and easy to ride, we visited a musem where riding these crazy bikes are a part of it and the fact we done it in the rain made it so much more fun, we also got the delights of having our drinks spiked whilst we danced in a empty free entry for women club and eating a bit of cake up in the red light district. I cant wait for this year with a different group of people its going to be pure treats!